Monday, January 2, 2012

nape budak blajar oversea bley berpolitik tp kita xbley?

this is what we called loophole...and UMNO is good at manipulating it coz kat obersea...government diorg xde akta AUKU...akta AUKU cume digunapakai dalam negara je..untuk IPTA dan IPTS dibawah kementerian pengajian tinggi di Malaysia...so tu yg menteri dok sebok2 g sane..g sini....xbley wat kat malaysia la katekan...plus everybody knows..they are d elites...balik sini xdak kerja cikai2 dah...serap masuk ke pemandu la, penggerak la..pekida la...hoho..lawak je...starting gaji je dh puluhan ribu...golongan marhain mcm kite neh...xdak chance la...bla bla bla..anak2 VIP la katekan..hohoho...tp bukan UMNO je yg wat camneh...the opposition pun same....cume care lain2....umno gune duit...pembangkang gune idealism..heavenism..and...equalitism..which are full of shits juga...so xbley la nk kutuk ameno je kan...pembangkang pun sama level je...bak kate my recently retired government servant aunt....corruption bukan dalam bentuk duit je...tp ability to abuse your influence and power for self benefit....so as a conclusion...nk freedom for politics.....jom blajar kt oversea...shit...too late for me....result spm xdpt straight A's....and demn...mak bapak aku xkaya, xmampu nk fund aku blajar oversea.....sigh....
but then again...politik time belajar xpenting dowh...aku de dua sijil perwakilan pelajar...xmembantu karier aku langsung....last2 dok perap dlm file jer.....dulu sebelum dpt jawatan.aku penuh dgn idealism...lepas dpt....huh.....tipu rrr klu aku xabuse akunyer position dulu kan....cheh...mcm penting je jawatan aku....tp dpt la tampung sponsor certain2 event yg batch aku anjurkan dulu....tu blom ag bab nk tolong member or orang atasan bg contract supply brg2...see...when you have power...it's easy to be corrupted....cam mase jd class rep....diri sendri ponteng huhuhu...tp tulis datang gak...hohohoho....so skang neh...klu orang suh aku bg satu juta pun aku xnk dah masuk politik..sumpah aku serik.....makan sumpah seranah orang je beb....blom masuk ag bab kena fitnah....taubat dah aku xnk....aku lebih bahagia jd orang biasa...dah banyak dosa dah...xmau dh nk tambah2 ag....i learnt my lesson d hard way....
Kesimpulannya....kite kdg2 rasa kita layak untuk berpolitik...kita layak jadi ketua....tp sebenarnya....semua tu indah khabar dari rupa....better blajar je la pandai2...kuasai ekonomi macam millionairre2 kat Malaysia nih...n tlg la rakyat ape yg patut..ko nk corrupt...tu urusan ko dgn tuhan...tp ko mesti bg balik pada rakyat...rajin2 baca buku ekonomi walaupun ko xamik course nih mase belajar dulu....jgn jd mcm pakcik ananda...sume bende conquer..dari TV ke kapal terbang .pastu lepak duk LA....bangsa sendri masih ramai merempat tepi jalan...hmmm...lgpun the want who control the world is never a politician...money talks....huh...cube tgk mcm mesir...time kaye raye...sume rakyat ok je...tp bile dah miskin..kerja xde..harga cukai naik...start la demo nk tumbangkan kerajaan....

Don't blame me...blame my illiteracy in Ganu slang.....it's the reason I act like a bimbo...

Semua orang duk pung pang psl ustaz idrus..ustaz best la...ustaz rock la,,sampai zizan yg gedik duk menghimpit aweks mix tu pun suke die la....aku pun bukak le video die...n surrender....seyes...aku nih bodo....dua taung duduk kuantan...and ade best friend org ganu ag...tp aku dok paha pe mende die cakak...seyes....so maafkan aku...wahai rakan2..bukan aku xsuke...tp aku bodo bahasa ganu....sedo dighi hine dine.....dari 10 die cakak...paha nye...due tige je...xpo la....aku tgk ustazah semanis kurma dgn ustaz don je lah...at least aku faham bahasa mereka....hahaha...eleh jgn nk kutuk aku lebey2... korang pun kalau maher zain xkuar lagu melayu...xnk nk beli album kan...kan...kan....macam jiran sebelah umah aku dulu...bukak lagu insyaallah punye kuat...makne habuk xtau....dengar part insya-allah je....bile versi melayu keluar...barulah die dgn anak2nye nyanyi satu lagu....huishh...jahat sungguh mulut aku....so ustaz derus...sempena tahun baru nih...selain goreng gitar...pe kate ustaz diversify sket...guna bahasa universal sket...supaya orang bodoh loghat pantai timur mcm saye ni...buley paha ceramah ustaz...ustaz kan rock...musti paham kan......

Sunday, December 25, 2011

just curious...hohoho....

xpaham...pe beza dua neh:
1) demokrasi...ciptaan orang amerika yg kapir...alasan menggunakan demokrasi...demokrasi xmemudaratkan dan kalau ia boleh digunakan untuk mengelak pemimpin yang zalim...why not...
2) civil law...ciptaan orang kapir gak...walaupun civil law xmemudaratkan, haram ikut..kite de hukum hudud....hukum hudud sebaik-baik hukum...
So bley ke kite amik satu dan tolak satu lagi....mcm hipokrit jer.....hohohohoho....
3) klu ikut hukum hudud...kalau kereta kena saman polis..or orang buang sampah merata-rata (seyes ramai orang Malaysia perangai jijik macam neh) camne hukumnye yer...(nih bukan buat lawak atau menganjing ye...aku memang curious nk tau)...arghhh...serabut...
4) and what is the punishment for corruption according to the Hudud law?...
ps: just read a website about how to deal with the corrupt leader...and here are the excerpt...

Fighting A Corrupt Muslim Ruler
If an Imam or Amir is corrupted he should first be given a call to submission in private, or possibly in public if his evil deeds were done in public. If he does not turn away from his evil deeds, he should be overthrown or removed from position. However, in the process of removing him from position, he should not be physically fought, such as waging war with weapons. This is because the ruler is still Muslim, and the Muslims are not to attack or kill another Muslim. If, however, the Muslim leader or ruler completely abandons his salaat, he nullifies his Islam and can be fought if necessary. (However, to prove this, it would take an Islamic court or similar situation in which the person could defend themselves against all accusations).  Umm Salamah (RA) narrated Rasulullah (SAW) said: “In the near future there will be Amirs (rulers) and you will like their good deeds and dislike their bad deeds. One who sees through their bad deeds (and tries to prevent their repetition by his hand or through his speech), is absolved from blame, but one who hates their bad deeds (in the heart of his heart, being unable to prevent their recurrence by his hand or his tongue), and is (also) safe (so far as Allah’s wrath is concerned). But one who approves of their bad deeds and imitates them is spiritually ruined.” People asked (Rasulullah (SAW)): “Shouldn’t we fight against them?” Rasulullah (SAW) replied: “No, as long as they say their prayers.” (Sahih Muslim)...

So the corrupt leader is not punishable by death...it's between him and Allah...the worst thing is to remove him from his position...
I believe this law is justifiable....so why I see many of the religious fanatics out there act like they know better....awkward isn't it?....nak bunuh lah...nak ludah la...ewwww...if you really want Hudud law to be implemented...why don't you start acting like it is already implemented and show some good behaviour like how the hudud law practitioners should be....jangan asik tgk porn n masturbate  pastu cakap pasal agama....keji tu....

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

A day at the lion city...

When i first step my feet at the woodland immigration center..I have a little argument with the officer...not really an argument...it just me trying to correct her pronunciation cost me to be treated like a drug mule...I'm not really familiar with Singlish though I'm a big fan of Phua Chu Kang...doesn't mean I can understand every word he says...the story goes like this...when i gave her my passport with the Information form i need to fill before entering Singapore...then she said "write down you vekel number please." dumbfounded..and thinking though I am English literate.there might be some word i just didn't know..humbly..I ask her to repeat her instruction...annoyed...she says the exact same sentence once again...and I still not get it...then she probably lost her patience and she might be thinking that I have bad command in English...she pointing harshly to some column i left blank in the form...and I'm amazed at how the fuck she can be an immigration officer...saying as loud as I can... I said while emphasizing the sounds produced by the word "owh....VE-HI-CLE..."..and seeing my face gives away how amused I am at correcting her pronunciation so with her "i'm constipating" face ..she starts being a bitch and asking me to fill the column...so i told her that I took the bus to come here..then she said....so write the bus number...dafuq....my fault for being so ignorant about the importance of having to remember my bus number....i look at the bus ticket that I hold and ask her nicely..."So..which one is the bus number then?"...She sigh as if I'm really stupid...and said...just write CW1 bla bla...fuck you...you can just tell me earlier without having me to make a fool of myself by scanning trough the ticket...and with a smug on her face...she asks "first time here?" I reply..."yup"...then show me your IC...."what now you need my ic?"...she is being a total bitch...I can't stand it anymore..so I say while looking through my purse for the IC..."So where the fuck is my IC now...biatch biatch biatch" hohoho..she sure doesn't understand what biatch is....after looking at my IC with barely one eye...she said.."ok,you may go"...thinking that this is the normal procedure and I'm just overreacted...then I saw all my friends has finished with the procedure even faster and they ask me what's wrong...I told them what happened...and they said...we left the column blank and nothing happened...and they didn't even want to see our IC....OMG I knew it...she just want to get even with me for correcting her...then we use the GPS to find the ZAM ZAM restaurant...we manage to find the place although the Guna Pun Sesat that i bring doesn't help much...it's quite cloudy..so it's kinda hard to get the satellite signal. Reaching there, I'm looking forward to eat the murtabak singapore...the restaurant is quite crowded with people...and we are really hungry due to the walk...waited for more than half an hour...i still didn't get my Milo Dinasour....whereas the other couple beside us who came later than us...got all their drinks before us....nearly one hour..no sign of my drinks..and not even the single hint of the food we ordered will arrive soon..and I realize...I'm not gonna waste my time waiting when I can utilize the time wasted to explore the city...so we canceled the order and get out of there only to realize...there is another branch which is less crowded than the previous....at the same side of the road...but being irrationally hungry and i don't want to fall for the same trick twice...i choose to eat at another restaurant...a bit expensive but the service is way better.....after eating and doing sight seeing we took the MRT to Marina bay...quite a nice hangout spot for yuppies...the journey with the MRT is quite nice...it works efficiently and we get to have our one dollar back...for every ticket we purchased, there will be a one dollar deposit...n you can have the deposit back after you return the ticket....seriously i did return the ticket not so much because I want my 1 dollar back..but because it amuses me.....Marina bay sand is a big area designed for the rich to spend..i do think it is even bigger than Pavillion..correct me if I'm wrong..coz the last time I check..I'm not one of the elites who shop there...so i have less knowledge about exclusive shopping places..but it's not a crime to window shop..and window shopping is enough to make me feel better....After spending some time there, we moved to Orchard Road....or so called the lion city Sg Wang....after some shopping...we go back to Arab street to fill our tummy with the so called best murtabak in Singapore...at the other branch...and it is not disappointing...it tasted quite good and affordable..8 dollar for the large sized murtabak to be eaten by four....so the journey is completed...n i feel satisfied....
Things i learnt from this visit.....most of the time the public transport such as MRT and bus users have their focus on the their I-phone and their I-pad....it shatters my perception about Singaporean being the south east asia japanese....most of them watch video with those...few or none i see reading something..or they might be reading e-book...but must have overlooked it...it makes me thing about generation Y...the generation who's at the receiving end.....when life outside the door doesn't mean much than life inside the tiny boxes...the tiny boxes provide more exposure and information more than a real life could give...and I start to feel overwhelmingly claustrophobic...my friends said that a trip to Singapore reminds them of the movie "In time" where everyone is in a hurry...even the Singaporean drivers drive like they can't hold their pee anymore.screw the speed limit...screw the no left turn sign,.no wonder when they cross the border all hell broke lose...I can bet those who dare to jaywalk will find themselves in the hospital bed sooner than they expected....i see some citizen break the rules although there is possibility of being fined...i see some litters hidden beneath some crook and corner...after all...they just human...they are not a robot designed to function properly as the government wants them to be.....overall...it's a good experience...many things learnt...many things discovered...it is indeed a good journey...

Thursday, December 15, 2011

I'm a muslim just like you...but each of us has different views...

You ask me why I didn't put my religion of my FB...you ask me am I ashamed of my religion....and i would say it's not for you to judge...coz between me and God...though I might not be the pious type...I did believe Allah exist...and I certainly knows Allah is the most merciful...but knowing that even being Muslim.. people still killing their brothers, abusing the law and make them ridiculous, act holier than thou in the name of god when everybody knows they are liars... Islam has become another mainstraim religion like the others. i believe Allah give me brain to think...although i did not utilize it well..coz sometimes I act shameless, unscared of the almighty...coz to err is human and to forgive is God.....i have darker side of me that I'm aware of it's existence...and I keep questioning myself when would I get the light? When would I get to believe without having a doubt...coz being hypocrite and follow the masses is easy...it makes your life easier....although your heart knows how messed up it is to wake up knowing that you have to lie as if you understand everything though you don't...i still keep asking why? and some religious people says that too much questioning is the root of the devil just like the israel nation used to keep questioning Moses why for everything. But if you don't understand it,how can you start believing???
So if being rebellious and deny the rules imposed on me cost me a banishment from society..so be it....coz I know deep inside I'm a muslim, i utter the syahadah....and Allah knows that...I still looking for the light...though I know I'm the lucky one coz I was born a Muslim...but the Nurr...didn't come handy in a package when I was born....I know too much but I understand too little..and everyone is so keen to judge, some look forward to give lectures....but few try to understand and able to erase the doubt I have in mind...coz being a muslim doesn't stop you from being a moron...but you can easily use religion as the barricade to save you from acting like a mindless jerk....I know there is more to life than this...but i still can't find my peace...so can you please for a while be a good muslim and stop judging me....coz that's not what a good muslim does to the lost soul...good muslim empathize with them and try as best as they could to show good moral behaviour and persuade people that Islam is the most beautiful thing...so disillusion people like me will start believing again...tq...

Friday, December 2, 2011

kenape aku speaking english? (haha....sekali rojak aku bg...maklumlah...ade yg xphm klu aku tulis english sepenuhnye)

ade orang kate....menyampah lak amy neh asik speaking je.....padahal hidung penyek je.....perasan omputih....kalau nk jawapan kerek dari aku...aku jawab camni...ade aku kisah....ko jeles kan xpandai speaking...cakap omputih tergagap2...so ko menyampahlah aku speaking.....
tp kalau cara berhemahnye aku kata macam neh....aku speaking sebab itu kerja aku...aku ajar budak bi...bayangkan kalau aku xpractise english aku....camne aku nak masuk kelas and ajar budak2 bahasa inggeris....amanah tu.....aku cikgu bi....so grammar kena jaga,pronounciation kene jaga..it's the same dgn cikgu bm.imagine tetibe cikgu yg ajar bm...masuk kelas tapi cakap bahasa pasar....wak lu sane....ade mak kisah sini....xbley terima kan....budak2 mesti cakap...pe cikgu neh...cakap mcm budak ribena...macam tu la gak cikgu bi....klu tetibe masuk kelas tp speaking ala2 go straight don't belok2....murid2 pun xpercaya kt cikgu......
ade pe aku guna bahasa melayu sebagai medium....bukan le bodoh sangat or belagak sangat sampai xrela guna bahasa melayu....tp bilingual individual biasenye buat code switching....sebab vocab list dalam kepala otak dah bercampur.....so main tangkap mane yg ingat je......so kadang2 tu yg jd rojak tu...buka sengaja...n bukan xrespect bahasa melayu...tp dah terbiasa....habit formation...mcm ustazah kt sekolah aku dulu..kadang melatah keluar bahasa arab..marah budak pun dalam bahasa arab la....tu baru bilingual...cube yg multilingual...lg susah nk trace vocab list.....bab2 neh orang unilingual memang rase xbest....coz diorg xpaham.....kerana mereka cuma tahu satu bahasa...n bila orang xguna bahasa yg dia tahu....mulalah tuduh macam2...mulalah kate eleh minah ni...budget best lak nak speaking2...pastu perli2...omputih la sangat...bahasa kafirun tu ko sanjung2....pe kate belajar...bukan susah...xyah la nk judge org lupe diri ke...ape ke.....xdela ko lari sebatu bile tourist tanye direction......xdela nnt ko melolong bile anak2 ko xbley compete dgn kawan2 bilingual n multilingual diorg....pastu salahkan sistem pendidikan bile anak xachieve......suroh mansuh program tu...program neh....sedangkan anak orang lain...mencanak2 naik keputusannya....
ingatlah, bahasa itu kuasa...bahasa itu jambatan untuk ke dunia luar.....ketaksuban dengan bahasa sendiri dan memperlekehkan bahasa lain sama macam duduk bawah tempurung....memang selesa dalam tu....tapi sampai bila...org luar ramai belajar bahasa melayu supaya boleh berkomunikasi dengan baik...sebab diorang tahu kepentingan belajar bahasa lain selain bahasa sendiri....kita pula dok bangga2 omputih tu cakap bahasa melayu la....duhhhh.....
Bahasa melayu tu bagus dan cantik...tp xde ape yang sempurna di dunia ni.....cube tanya penggiat bahasa melayu sendiri.....adakah dia unilinggual or bilinggual or multilinggual.....cube tanye a samad said...die pandai speaking orang putih x? prof ungku aziz...mencintai bahasa dan menguasai bahasa tu xsama....lain sama sekali....bak kata picasso....learn the rules before breaking it.......you blajar pandai2 sampai lebam...baru pk....nk guna atau x....nk ikut atau x....sekurang2nya kita ada pilihan....daripada xtau langsung...pastu dok pandang2 select kt orang....not nice....
So...lu pikirla sendri......

Saturday, November 5, 2011

things i learn from my furry housemates....(more like my furry bosses)

My shiny black sweetheart.....Tam tam.


This is Tam Tam.....he might look scary...but underneath he is the most largehearted creature that i knew....unlike other male cats who treats stranger kittens with defiance and being violent.. Tam Tam loves to play with them...give them his food..sleep with them..and sometimes let them play on him....and this cat thinks that every people is a good person....he is not scared of people and he will go running to people to greet them....his naive attitude make me thinks that sometimes in life...though it's hard....we must believe in GOOD.....Tam Tam is also softhearted and love me the most...if i have to go somewhere and leave him with my sister....he refuses to eat anything.....sometimes it goes on for three or four days....he makes me believe that there is a genuine love in this world....and the fact that my cat misses that much makes me happy......the best part about him...he is my manual alarm clock.....every morning at 5.30 am sharp....he always make sure to wake me up.......using his wet nose to tickle me......even on SUNDAY.....Damn!!!!......coz 5.30 am is their breakfast time.....
My stripy hero...Mon Mon
Currently he is suffering from penyakit batu karang.....so he has problem to urinate.....sometimes due to the pain he often resorts to urinate on something soft and cool...like worn clothes, mattress, pillow, blanket and sometimes newspapers...it's kinda hard at first.....coz you have to make sure that there is no clothing or anything like that left unattended on the floor. and to keep the blanket, pillow and mattress in the closet or in the closed room after using them....so...bit by bit...i become quite organized..if before..i never bother to tidy up the bed after waking up...lately...i tidy them up...and put them in the room before going off to school..since i live alone...i usually sleep in front of the tv in the living room..my bed in the bedroom is just for display purposes.....Then i teach him to pee in the toilet....since he cannot use the litter due to infection.....it's takes a lot of effort for my part.....luckily..now he's toilet trained....but i still have to clean up the mess in the toilet....the down part of having a pet...my sis once asked me "if you keep cleaning his poop everyday...how do you able to eat? why don't you let him die naturally...why waste money on medication and stuff".....so i question her back "how can you eat if you keep cleaning your baby's poop everyday? why do you take her to the clinic when she's sick?"....it's the same rule....i raise him since he was little...i'm not going to abandon him just because he is sick.....you don't abandon something you love no matter how hard it is....Mon Mon has his good side too....he's the patient of them all....during the meals...although he is hungry, he always wait for Tam Tam and Cen Cen to finish eating first....he will wait patiently while looking at the other two eating.... usually when feeding them biscuits...i give them separate bowl....so they can eat comfortably......but if there are some special treats...means they have to share.....so Mon Mon will sit and wait for the two to finish eating....
pics of them eating together.......

the cheeky princess Cen Cen
This cheeky brat always makes my day...being the only girl, she is a bit naughty and love to explore new things....do not ever leave any thing open such as closet, drawer, bag...coz she will get in there and occupy the place like nobody business....she is the cleverest of the three....My mom said she does act like me....she does have my traits in her...my bitchiness...my nonchalant attitude, my ade aku kisah attitude and my snobbish  towards people attitude.....unlike Tam Tam who love people...cen cen does not fond of people....but whenever i got sick....she will sit beside me watching me with her puzzled face...as if trying to ask me what can she do to ease my pain.....when the pain getting real bad and i cried several times in front of her,she seems affected by it.....she is sensitive to emotion around her......and try to comfort me as best as she could by snuggling to me....though she may look unaffected but she is affected...only she doesn't show it much....

Although sometimes it's hard to make people understand how we feel towards our pets....but eventually they will see...keeping pets is not a waste of time....keeping pets change me...for better or worse....i did change.....i become more patient, i become more responsible, i learn to commit.....i learn to organize things...i do lots of cleaning than i normally do......though not much...but i believe something inside me has change....so love your pet.....coz they love you too....as long as you feed them....;p

My darlings at the moment......